Local Doctor making headlines after using Essential Oils to replace major Orthopedic Surgeries.

Fairhope, Al- New Orthopedic Physician Raymond De La Cruz at Fairhope Medical Center just made Headlines by introducing his breakthrough treatment for Hip and Knee replacement surgeries that utilize controversial Essential Oils. If you have suffered though hip pain for too long, and are a candidate for hip replacement surgery then De La Cruz has a special proprietary blend of oils that once rubbed on your hip can help relieve your pain or make you smell like Cinnamon. He claims there is a 50% chance of success with each application, and up to this point he has a 100% success rate of making you smell like Cinnamon.

Fairhope History Tidbits

Downtown shop Adrenaline's Grand Opening in 1903. Here are 3 cool young ladies sporting new Patagonia All-Terrain Badminton Dresses.

Fairhope Restaurant The Pier to undergo another name change this week

     Fairhope Pier's favorite Eatery will soon change names again after a short run as "The Pier". The owners claim the restaurant will continue to serve good quality seafood at great prices, but will change names because "The last one wasn't funny enough".  Pier One Shrimports will remain open while the changes take place with no interruption to it's eaters. The only change besides the name will be a new offering of home goods being sold in the gift shop.  

Inflatable Slasher Hoyt Hutchinson banned from Gulf Coast Hot Air Balloon Festival for his own safety

Due to concerns for his own safety, the Gulf Coast Balloon festival, held annually, will ban balloon slasher Hoyt Hutchinson from all future events. The festival organizers fear Hoyt may unleash his wrath on one of the expensive balloons mid ride, which could cause injury or death to passengers. Hoyt made national news last weekend after slashing an inflatable Trump baby in Tuscaloosa. Some report that his motivation was political, but the festival organizers believe maybe he just hates balloons.

Elderly woman uses Self Checkout at Piggly Wiggly, becomes shunned by peers for siding with the Robots.

      Fairhope, Al-  Marion DeVoss set out for her weekly grocery trip not realizing that it was going to tear her world apart. After she compiled all of her usual items she scanned the few open checkouts, all with long lines that weren't budging. Then she brought her attention to the Piggly Wiggly's newly placed Self Checkout registers. She summoned her courage and pushed on towards the scanner and within 5 minutes was loading Pop-Tarts into her Buick. This is where things started to take a wrong turn.
     Once back at the retirement community, she mentioned to her friends how simple the Self Checkout machine was. She was met with cold glares and nasty looks. She noticed all afternoon people were whispering and avoiding eye contact as well. Marion tells TFI she has been shunned by the community as a "Robot Lover" and, and one ex-friend told her to her face that she'll be on the wrong side of history after the Robot War is over.
      Marion is now organizing a group for members of the community that have been persecuted for their use of new technology. The group meets on Tuesdays at Julwin's and is co-headed by Tim Ledgerwood, a local man who was shunned for his excessive vaping habit.