Inflatable Slasher Hoyt Hutchinson banned from Gulf Coast Hot Air Balloon Festival for his own safety

Due to concerns for his own safety, the Gulf Coast Balloon festival, held annually, will ban balloon slasher Hoyt Hutchinson from all future events. The festival organizers fear Hoyt may unleash his wrath on one of the expensive balloons mid ride, which could cause injury or death to passengers. Hoyt made national news last weekend after slashing an inflatable Trump baby in Tuscaloosa. Some report that his motivation was political, but the festival organizers believe maybe he just hates balloons.