Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Fairhope Police host Allman Bros Tribute concert in brilliant scheme to catch hippies.


Hoping to be one of the greatest stings in police history, the local police department has put up funds to bring in one of the most notable Allman Brothers tribute band for a live downtown concert. They hope to make dozens of arrest for several minor criminal activities such as public nudity, marijuana consumption, and using patchouli instead of bathing. The genius part of the plan is that it targets older hippies who can probably not run as fast as a millennial audience. The sting is set to take place downtown this Friday evening and tickets can be purchased in advance. 

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