Thursday, December 6, 2018

Joanna Gaines set to run for President 2020 on shiplap wall platform

Home renovation celebrities Chip and Joanna Gaines have announced their bid to run in the 2020 presidential campaign. Their platform is based on new legislation for a large Shiplap wall, not necessarily on the Mexican border, they just want a huge shiplap wall anywhere. They are the current primary leader for the HGTV Party ahead of opponents the Property Brothers and Carter Oosterhouse.

In an interview this morning, Chip stated that the wall would employ tens of thousands of home improvement television contractors and would be a huge hit for at least 2 seasons. He is also adamant that he will build the wall and make HGTV pay for it.

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