Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Fairhope wins another major battle in the War on Trees.

 



The City of Fairhope achieved another glorious victory in it's ongoing War on Trees this week when developers cleared another giant section of woodlands on Volanta Avenue to make way for a senior living complex. For those unaware, "Trees" are an invasive species of plant life created by the Devil to interrupt the development of shopping centers and 900 home sub-divisions. The Devil invented "trees" after losing a poker game to DR Horton himself, and he then vowed to stop Horton at all cost henceforth. Fairhope has taken up the noble cause of eliminating trees, with the help of developers, land owners, and Hurricanes named Sally. 

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