Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Fairhope Wal-Mart to close for 6 months for installation of new roundabout near produce section.

 



Fairhope's favorite shopping center (and theme park when the sun goes down) is getting a new make-over with the installation of a new roundabout which  will be near the produce section. The City Council threw the special "Roundabout Dart" at the map as they do every 6 months and it landed in this exact location. The Gods have spoken. The good news is that the roundabout should cut down on the high number of shopping cart accidents near the produce section, but some argue that the pineapple section in Publix was a more apt choice, as there is currently a 3 way stop in place, which is doing no good to stop 3 ways at all says an anonymous source on Craigslist. 

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