Thursday, June 2, 2022

New security photos emerge revealing suspects in recent French Quarter Catnapping.


 


Last week the town of Fairhope was shaken after the French Quarter cat was kidnapped from the bench where he generally resides. Police have moved the case to top priority, and have called in reinforcements from the CIA, FBI, and Batman. On Thursday afternoon new security camera footage emerged shedding new light on these cat burglars, revealing 3 women holding the cat around the time of the crime. Two children have spoke out as well, stating that the cat was actually a cursed boy trapped inside a cat body, and only with their help can we lift the curse. 

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