Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Ordo Amoris Academy reminds public they are definitely not a Wizarding School, and also are now accepting Muggles.

 


The newest school system in the Fairhope area Ordo Amoris Academy wants to reiterate to the public that it is definitely in no way affiliated with Hogwarts Academy for Wizarding. That said, they also announced that enrollment for the 2024 school season is now open for certain qualified Muggles and Mudbloods in Baldwin County. The school is affiliated with the Lutheran church downtown and is known for reaching out to students by magical Carrier Geese. Instead of school buses, Ordo Amoris will utilize magic flying golf carts next semester as a result of a transportation grant given this year by a donor who wished to remain one who shall not be named. 

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