The M&M Bank in downtown Fairhope suffered a horrible catastrophe this morning according to the latest reports. Security guard Aaron Bowie opened the bank immediately noticing elevated temperatures and the sweet smell of chocolate.
Sometime during the night raccoons had gotten into the AC ducts and proceeded to terrorize the system leading to a rather costly malfunction. The vaults of candy were completely melted leaving local investors at a complete loss. Three vaults contained nearly four tons of the famous candy coated candy and one room housed nearly a thousand safety deposit boxes for filled with customers personal stashes of Hershey and Mars products.

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