Friday, May 31, 2019

Panini Pete discovers greek heritage, becomes Pita Pete.

After local food legend Pete Blohme or "Panini Pete" tried his hand at an DNA test, his world took a very Mediterranean turn. An unsuspecting Pete received the results via mail showing that he was 90% Greek, a huge surprise to the Food Network star. The newfound Grecian is going full force with his new heritage changing his title to Pita Pete and making minor changes to his many restaurants. Panini Pete's will still serve paninis, but now pressed between two freshly baked pitas. His falafel Beignets are also sure to be a hit.

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