Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Gulf Shores Tourist enraged to find his Alaskan King Crab legs weren't sourced locally.





Gulf Shores, Al-  One local restaurant found itself in the headlines Monday night when a man travelling all the way from Michigan dined there that evening. Peter Hayfield, 56, rented a condo in Gulf Shores so he could visit and dine on the spectacular seafood known to the area. What he didn't expect was to be the victim of widespread fraud.
The tourist wanted to feast upon the amazing seafood the Gulf is known for, so he ordered platters of Alaskan King Crab Legs and Maine Lobster only to find later that his dinner was frozen and shipped from out of state. Hayfield then wrote to the Gulf Shores Union of Tourists to lodge a complaint about the restaurant. The Union is now planning a boycott on all Alaskan Crabs not harvested in Alabama coastal waters.

21 comments:

  1. What part of "ALASKIN" snow crab legs and "MAINE" LOBSTER TAILS does he not understand??

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    1. When we had our seafood market, customers would ask me if the Snowcrab legs are FRESH.... I said: "YES", FRESHLY frozen from Alaska" LOL Some people do not think before they speak.

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    2. ALASKAN crab & MAINE lobster....could not have put it better!

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  2. Come on,,, This is a joke Right?

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  3. Maybe he should have stayed in Michigan

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  4. Lol please stay out of Gulf Shores. Wow this is what the locals deal with everyday. Ocean side property in Arizona is for sell too!

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  5. Yes the man is stupid but don't tell us Michigan folks to not come to Alabama. I definitely take offense to that being from Michigan. I'm a local n live here.

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    1. I am too from Michigan (born there but not stupid enough to stay) but when I lived there I did not know anyone quite that stupid. Alaska king crabs native to Alabama? Did he never watch the first episode of Deadliest Catch? People from Michigan think that we are all Idiots because we speak with an southern accent, eat grits and drink sweet tea. I guess there are idiots everywhere.

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  6. Well, common sense isn’t so common and really makes no sense at all... it’s crazy!!! Ya know us real locals have more things to say but, ya know when we tell people our restaurant gets bad reviews cause people are dumb and don’t think or ask.... why not just boycott the whole gulf coast over this...

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  7. Y’all have to realize this is a joke, right?

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  8. Don't let the door hit you on the A$$

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  9. This is The Onion, right! No one can be that stupid.

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  10. Common Sense Will Not Be Tolerated

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  11. This is satire. Really. Hazel's isn't there anymore and there isn't any such thing as a Gulf Shores Union of Tourists. Enjoy the fun.

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  12. Really? Come on, this is a joke, right? ALASKA & MAINE seafood not from the Gulf of Mexico; it must be fake news! I personally like my Gulf Shrimp from Thailand!

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  13. Why come visit and bring a problem? If you don't like it don't eat it, if you want Alaskan crabs go to alaska, if you want gulf shrimp then shut up and eat em!!! But please don't come down here and bring trouble or complaints

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