Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Winn-Dixie to set up shop in Fairhope Piggly Wiggly, Joining fleet of other businesses.


Threatened by the acquisition of Aldi Supermarkets, Fairhope Winn-Dixie has decided to fight the merger by opening up a private grocery business within our Piggly Wiggly. They are set to join other famed businesses such as Lartigues Seafood, The International Goat, Andree's, R Bistro, The Flying Pig Coffee, and many more. Piggly Wiggly is well on their way to achieving their master plan of acquiring the entirety of Fairhope within their walls by 2045, creating a futuristic utopian society where we all reside in small Piggly Condos and co-habitat with International Goat Man and the giant talking Crawfish that runs Lartigue's. 

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