Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Construction underway for Nuclear Missiles in Gaston Plaza.


 Construction is underway on the new nuclear missile silos in "Gaston Park" in downtown Fairhope. Mayor Sullivan and the City Council felt the need for the defense system to fight the threat of UFO's, Russia, and Unsweetened Tea. The missiles will not be as visible once the project is complete as they plan to decorate them with flowers and Christmas lights.

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