City Council Approves Fairhope School's Break Away from Interdimensional plane

 

(Fairhope, AL)- The City Council Approved a motion to remove the Fairhope Shool System from it's current dimensional plane of existence. Next month, the schools within the City limits will evaporate through a wormhole into a new dimension inhabited by squid-like sentient beings who control their galaxy with an iron fist (tentacle). The Fairhope school is expected to have an epic football team next season.