The event started off well, with over 200 cats marching down Section, but trouble was just around the corner. The cats hadn't walked 10 feet before half of the felines protested any further walking, and preceded to sleep. Other cats marched on, in different directions. What few cats remained by the time the parade hit De La Mare were sent spiraling into chaos at the sight of a stray dog. the pandemonium that ensued caused dozens to be hospitalized with scratches and bites, and worse, the cat's are all said to be holding a grudge against their owners and frequently urinating out of the litter box.
Sunday, February 24, 2019
First Annual Cosmic Cats Parade erupts in chaos, as expected.
The event started off well, with over 200 cats marching down Section, but trouble was just around the corner. The cats hadn't walked 10 feet before half of the felines protested any further walking, and preceded to sleep. Other cats marched on, in different directions. What few cats remained by the time the parade hit De La Mare were sent spiraling into chaos at the sight of a stray dog. the pandemonium that ensued caused dozens to be hospitalized with scratches and bites, and worse, the cat's are all said to be holding a grudge against their owners and frequently urinating out of the litter box.
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