Thursday, February 4, 2021

Fairhope Utilities solves trash problem by renting out premium downtown trash cans.


Fairhope citizens were enraged this week after finding the local trash pickup may be reduced to once a week or see an increase in rates. This comes after the city found a deficit in funds that could not be maintained in the future. The council held a meeting late Wednesday to discuss new ideas to solve the issue before chaos unraveled through the city. Their answers were solved however when a grouchy and green fur covered man interrupted the meeting requesting rates for local trash can properties. Seizing the opportunity, a deal was made for a premium location downtown for a more than hefty sum. The deal almost covers the financial conundrum, and if the city can rent out just a few more cans downtown they believe they will not only solve the problem, but will be able to increase trash pickup to 5 times a week. 

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