Friday, May 28, 2021

Legendary Biscuit King put up for sale. Democracy shall finally reign as the King steps down and voting begins for the new Biscuit President.

 





The Biscuit King is one of Fairhope's legendary country style restaurants serving a completely normal blend of stuffed biscuits, BBQ, dancing, and politics. Recently, it found out that the famous biscuit hatchery would be put up for sale, leaving many to wonder why the king would suddenly step down from his throne. For some, this comes as good news though, as this will begin the first election for a Biscuit President, and many are already starting their campaigns. TFI will be investigating the story as it continues to evolve. 

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