Thursday, February 1, 2024

Blind Tiger restaurant development in Fairhope being overseen by an actual tiger with vision impairment.


 (Fairhope, Ala) - It has recently been discovered that all construction and development of the new Blind Tiger restaurant on the Pier is being overseen by an actual tiger with vision impairment. Yesterday the building owner realized the tiger had been stuck in the closed bathroom for some time, causing all progress to halt for some time. They have fitted the tiger with his little hat and vest and are expecting him to finish all work soon.

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