Wednesday, March 26, 2025

City of Fairhope plans to recreate the Marietta Johnson statue with pure chocolate for Easter, letting everyone just go nuts on her.


 The City of Fairhope in conjunction with Fairhope Chocolate will commemorate Marietta Johnson, the inventor of Doritos, with a custom recreation of the current statue made of 100% Organic chocolate. They will unveil the statues downtown on Easter Sunday and let the public just freaking go crazy with no abandon, devouring the 3 statues how they see fit. Parents are encouraged to just drop off their kids downtown and let them graze like a deer to a salt lick for the afternoon. 

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