Friday, July 21, 2017

NEW POLLS SHOW THIS PACKAGE OF CONECUH SAUSAGE IS WINNING THE RACE FOR ALABAMA'S GOVERNOR POSITION.

This week Alabama got surprising news as a package of Conecuh sausage in a grocery store in Dothan was nominated to run for the seat of Alabama state governor. What may have started as a joke got serious today as polls across the state show the sausage is now leading the contenders at an amazing 78%.

It's really not surprising at all when considering Conecuh's rich immersion in Alabama culture. Most dishes dubbed "Bama Style" wouldn't be authentic without the sausage lingering somewhere with it's smoky and spicy goodness. The only people that seem to be pushing against the candidate are the Vegans. The Conecuh company itself has released two new flavors in light of the events with the new "Drain The Grease Style- 25% less fat." and "Jeff Sessions Style- Natural Sausage smoked with Hemp.".

AL.Com recently put the package of Conecuh in it's article "Who will be Alabama's Governor in 2018? 11 names to watch..." which ignited a smear campaign from many of the contenders. Luther Strange recently accused the sausage of being seen with Jezebel Sauce according to latest rumors. Senator Byrne has also changed his campaign slogan to "This candidate doesn't Byrne on the grill". Sitting Gov. Ivey has criticized Conecuh for it's contribution to Alabama's poor health statistics.

The package of Conecuh will be running as nominee for the Sausage Party, and has announced it's running mate will be Mountain Dew.




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