Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Investigation finds there is no actual Shunnarah Law firm, just a guy that loves billboards.





An investigation began early this spring when hundreds of people complained to the Alabama BAR about calling the Shunnarah Law Firm only to find it was not a working number. The investigators actually went to the stated location of the firm and only found a vacant Dunkin Donuts that was now only occupied by stray cats staying alive off of powered sugar alone. This raised much confusion as the Firm spends hundreds of thousands of dollars yearly on advertising throughout the southern states. When Shunnarah was finally traced down and questioned he openly admitted to not actually practicing law, but did love putting his face on every Alabama Billboard he could afford. One would wonder why someone would spend so much for this stunt, well, Alexander tells TFI that once he became a very successful App developer, he had all the money he could ever need, but he grew ever more concerned about his mortality. He thought up an idea one day to plaster his face across the South, in hopes to keep his memory intact for many generations to come. We here at TFI think that the plan was a booming success, and we shall will keep Shunnarah in our thoughts forever.

11 comments:

  1. When I think of what else he could have done with that money, the people he could have helped....

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  2. His legacy could have been.... clothes for homeless kids... or scholarships!!!!!!!!! He could have helped fund Habitat houses..... or bought books for a school library - they would probably agree to put his portrait on the wall and his name on the door.... sheesh!

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  3. Do a Google street view. His office is there. Don't get mad just because you want to be famous. Quit trying to rub someone else's name in the dirt.

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  4. http://alexandershunnarahlaw.com/ In atlanta

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  5. Obviously you now have to clearly label SATIRE. It's no longer enough to identify the main site as such. Meanwhile, were there any leftover donuts in the shop?

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  6. Lmao !!! Fake News ALERT FAKE NEWS ALERT . HE'S ALIVE AND WELL AND STILL PRACTICING LAW !!!

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  7. https://shunnarah.com/

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  8. Slow your roll people.....its satire!!!!

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