Tuesday, December 31, 2019
Whistleblower reveals Point Clear family vacationed in Gulf Shores, but bought 30A Shirts.
On Tuesday Morning details about a family's vacation were leaked by a whistleblower who stated that her neighbors said they were vacationing in Seaside, but receipts she found in their trash claim otherwise. The receipts show that the family in reality stayed at a condo in Gulf Shores, but at some point traveled to Seaside to purchase shirts, hats, and a 30A car decal.
The Point Clear community has in response excommunicated the family in question if found guilty, and will possibly ban them across Business 98. The residents of Point Clear claim that staying in Seaside is quite costly, and that using the car sticker without staying in Seaside is unfair, but also clever and maybe we should have done that. The trial will be held at Lakewood Country Club in the Elliptical room this Saturday.
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
After Paula Deen steps on Lulu Buffett's turf, City of Foley demands Rap Battle to squash "Beef".
For decades food entrepreneur Lulu Buffet has reigned supreme on the Gulf Coast restaurant circuit. This Fall, a new challenger has stepped up to the "plate", as greasy food queen Paula Deen sets up her own empire at OWA. The news came as a shock to many who viewed this as stepping straight into Buffet territory. Generally in the food world, there can only be one Food Queen per zip code. Buffett's posse immediately began to engage with Deen's crew, throwing down insults about her cuisine. At one point, Buffett even took to Twitter, tweeting "Paula better slide dat fin to the left! I better see some changes in attitude and changes in lattitude fam!". This ignited Deen into a social media frenzy. Since then, the two have been at it daily.
The City Council of Foley have finally intervened in the situation urging the two to live peacefully with one another or face serious consequences. The Mayor then added that if the two women did not squash the beef, then they would have to settle the argument with an all out Rap Battle that will take place in Tanger Outlet Mall. The rules will be simple: the two will take turns dishing out the best rhymes bringing out the opponent's flaws and insecurities. The rapper with the best crowd response at the end of the battle will be crowned winner, and will take home a $15 gift certificate to Whacked Out Wiener.
Friday, December 6, 2019
Iconic Blue Angels show off new red paint jobs for 2021.
Every year Pensacola brings in thousands of tourists coming to witness the amazing flying acrobatic skills of the famous Blue Angels. The Angels began nearly a half century ago taking to the skies to help boost Naval morale. Since then, the team has put on stunning shows over the Gulf Coast every year drawing tourist from all over the world and one or two Martians as well.
To celebrate the new year the Naval Blue Angels will make history as they adorn their fleet of planes with a Cherry Red paint job. Many of the pilots had complained over the years about the blue colors getting old and sometimes you need to change things up a bit to keep things fresh. They will showcase the new paint in their next show in January.
Monday, December 2, 2019
Bankhead Tunnel Changing name to Barber Tunnel because it's always "Taking a little off the top".
After another incident left the Bankhead Tunnel useless for an afternoon, major players in city government decided to officially change the name of the iconic tunnel to a name more true to character. Some have protested the change and vowed to drive down to City Hall to complain, but reports say that they too are stuck in the tunnel at this moment.
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