In a stunning reversal, Baldwin County residents have reportedly embraced the once-controversial Stockton Solar Farm after learning its primary purpose will be powering Meta’s A.I.–generated cute kitten videos—content officials say is “critical infrastructure for national morale.” Locals who previously decried the project as an eyesore now insist it’s a “small price to pay” to ensure an uninterrupted stream of algorithmically perfected tabby antics, with one resident stating, “If those panels help create even one more video of a digital kitten falling off a digital couch, then by God, plug me into the grid too.”
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