Thursday, July 11, 2024

Fairhope purchases Tesla Cybertrucks for City Workers



 



The City of Fairhope has purchased 3 new Tesla Cybertrucks for official city use. Two of the trucks will be utilized by the flower watering division, and the other one will be used by the worker manning the station for the Duck Pond by the pier. Violators who refuse to pay the park admission fee can be chased down and trampled by the Cybertruck if they flee. The City Worker has a license to kill issued by Kay Ivey in 2019 and they take their job very seriously.
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