Point Clear to develop new golf course more exclusive than Lakewood, citing issues with too many peasants buying LKWD caps and sweaters.

 

Developers have begun breaking ground on a new golf course and country club in Point Clear that will offer only 350 slots for new members. The Point Clear Club will boast an exclusivity that makes Lakewood look like Planet Fitness, and will no doubt begin a reality show level of interclass drama in the small township. 

The squabble began as a few members noticed peasants having unrestricted access to "LKWD" branded shirts and caps, and even worse, the admittance of a Summerdale man into the swimming pool.