Bruce Larson submits evil sentient robot for Roundabout contest.

 The City of Fairhope and the Eastern Shore Art Center is accepting bids for a new sculpture for the Veteran's Drive Roundabout.  Local Sculptor and mad scientist Bruce Larson is currently the only bidder, with his Magnum Opus, a fully sentient Titan size Robot Clock known as the "Guardian of Hope", who will stand guard in the roundabout. Larson states there can possibly be a few hiccups with the project, one being the artificially intelligent robot appears to be Lutheran, and in test runs yelled a metallic and loud "Bless your hearts" to churchgoers at St. James Presbyterian in a very condescending tone. Bruce blames Hatch Fairhope who created the brain, in conjunction with a group of Fairhope Middle Schoolers, by pouring "Glizzy Water" into the Aux port of a Tesla. Larson created the robot out of the Glizzified Tesla along with all the contents of his neighbors garage while they were away.