Monday, August 20, 2018

Satan threatens to sue Soul Bowlz for false advertising






Popular Fairhope cafe Soul Bowlz
received a notice of a potential lawsuit after a customer complained of not getting the Soul he had purchased fair and square. The customer, who wishes to go by "Lord of Darkness", had originally ordered a granola yogurt bowl expecting the soul to mixed within the fruity concoction. After not finding any soul whatsoever, he rang the manager to voice his complaint. Reports indicate that an argument took place and the customer was banished from the store and sent to his home in Mobile Bay.

Soul Bowls has responded to the lawsuit claiming that the cafe does NOT sell Souls, and the food served is for Instagram use only, not to be eaten.

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