Monday, July 29, 2019

Mobile ranked top major city with least crime rate in Mobile County.

Mobile city officials gathered in ceremony yesterday evening to celebrate their new ranking as "Major City with Least Crime Rate in Mobile County". It was a tough call, but being the only major city with the county helped them surpass others to claim the title. This was a great relief to Mobilians who tire of endlessly reading their hometown placed at the bottom of national rankings. Unfortunately, Mobile also tops list as "Major City with Most Crime in Mobile County", but we're not delving into that one. Some are planning to celebrate the occasion by streaking down Dauphin street.  Others interviewed couldn't comment as they were busy shooting Moon Pies from mid-air as if they were clay pigeons. 

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